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Some Cunt Keeps Pissing On My Phone
I'm getting fucking tired of this. Since October last year, I've had, oh, seven or so phones, and each and every one of them is gone. I'm left with an empty, phone-shaped hole where my soul should be, but I've managed to identify the culprit: ALCOHOL. Let us review the dead, and see in each case where ALCOHOL betrayed me and got my phone lost and/or fucked up.
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Wit Kak a la Carte Cuisine
Dictionary.com define it as ...
Main Entry: bruschetta
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: an Italian appetizer of toasted bread slices rubbed with olive oil and garlic and topped with diced tomatoes, basil, salt, and pepper and served warm or with melted cheese on top; by extension, other warm appetizers made in this way
Etymology: from Italian bruscare `to roast over coals'
Usage: cooking
Well we say fuck that! This is how we do
Koeberg Hates You - An Emailic Dissertation
These two emails were forwarded around my office. I don't know who the writer is, but I suspect it's the same person who wrote both.
If you are the writer and are offended that someone found your musings interesting enough to post onto the Interweb, post a comment below (IT'S FREE) and we'll remove it. Oh, and keep 'em coming. - Krokodil
Presented in chronological order for your reading pleasure...
Events
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Friday 2nd June 2006
EVOL - Live: The Wild Eyes and Damn Right @ Evol, 69 Hope St, Gardens (above Stags Head), Slaapstad -
Thursday 20th July 2006
World Jump Day @ Flat Surface, Anywhere -
Friday 21st July 2006
EVOL- ADHD Live + The Track & Field Collective @ Evol, 69 Hope St, Gardens, Slaapstad -
Friday 28th July 2006
EVOL- Cuntry Hodown II. Live: Jim Neversink (Jhb) + DJ's: mygarageissofullicantevenparkmycar; the silence between & Sigue Sigue Huil @ Evol, 69 Hope St, Gardens, Slaapstad -
Friday 11th August 2006
EVOL- Get out that spandex! Tease that hair! Its cock rock night & its time to sleaze out! Hardcore Arm Wrestle comp in back room. DJ's: Thunderhead Drunktank; Snake & Skull & David Pest @ Evol, 69 Hope St, Gardens, Slaapstad
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